In case you haven’t been watching TV in the last few days, Michael Jackson is still dead! I think his followers are planning a big fireworks celebrations across the country this Friday and Saturday in his honor! I heard that they are trying to get Congress to designate July 4th as a holiday for “Michael Jackson Day” in the future. The proposed tradition is to take an eight drug cocktail and watch fireworks … it will be kind of like watching Star wars for the first time! … or maybe a Pepsi commercial!