Michael Jackson is still Dead

m-jackson-11In case you haven’t been watching TV in the last few days, Michael Jackson is still dead!  I think his followers are planning a big fireworks celebrations across the country this Friday and Saturday in his honor!   I heard that they are trying to get Congress to designate July 4th as a holiday for “Michael Jackson Day” in the future.   The proposed tradition is to take an eight drug cocktail and watch fireworks … it will be kind of like watching Star wars for the first time! … or maybe a Pepsi commercial!

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